May 2013
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Every McDonald’s commercial ends the same way: Prices and participation may...
– Mitch Hedberg (via itsblitzomg)
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If you step on my foot, you need to get off my foot.
If you step on my foot...
– Hershele Ostropoler, in a comment on John Scalzi’s blog post, “Readercon, Harassment, Etc.”
The comment is in reference to sexual harassment that occurred at the Readercon convention and the subsequent defense of the situation by some members of fandom and the Readercon Board.
It’s also...
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Trying to think of a superhero who isn't dead
Dira: [Quoting something I saw on Tumblr or maybe Twitter one time] I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but murderers don't like to leave witnesses, so Batman's entire career is actually the revenge fantasy of a child dying in an alley.
Mer: No, because he talked to Superman--oh. The dying fantasy of a baby packed into a pod that could never have actually reached another planet...
Dave: Spiderman... yeah, dead of a spider bite. And Green Arrow is definitely dead on a desert island.
Dira: Now I'm trying to think of a superhero who ISN'T dead. Oh man, Erik Lehnsherr is really, really dead. Of Nazis.
Mer: WONDER WOMAN! Wonder Woman is alive.
Dave: Green Lantern is--oh, test pilot. Yeah. Dead.
Dira: Tony Stark, dead in a cave. Steve Rogers, died in that experiment.
Dave: The Hulk, really really dead. Fantastic Four, dead in space.
Dira: I guess Charles Xavier is probably just schizophrenic?
Mer: But Thor is okay! And the Martian Manhunter!
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REC: Toil Until the Old Colours Fade (JAVERT'S...
dsudis:
Toil Until the Old Colours Fade (94310 words) by drcalvin Chapters: 7/7 Fandom: Les Misérables (2012), Les Misérables - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Javert/Jean Valjean Characters: Jean Valjean, Inspector Javert, Les Amis de l’ABC, Fantine (Les Misérables), Ensemble Additional Tags: Groundhog Day, Time Loop, Temporary...
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toomanynorns:
blackcat14:
The World’s End Teaser Trailer
And next on the list of Movies I’m Really Looking Forward To…
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On the Hazards of Permanent Employment
madlibrarian:
Now that I’m actually employed at a Real Job, I’ve got health care, vacation leave, and responsibilities that include attending meetings. So then this happened:
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References to religion
shitmystudentswrite:
Frankenstein has many references to religion. The Bible also has many references to religion.
Casanova Frankenstein also makes many references to religion. And yes, you may bring ze brewskis.
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I’d hate to be a giraffe that has a sore throat.
– Mitch Hedberg (via fromonesurvivortoanother)
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